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[Dec. 11th, 2005|10:56 pm] |
I thought this was pretty funny considering the whole pickles thing!
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Wicked Hunter
You Feast On: Pickles
You Lurk Around In: The Ocean
You Especially Like to Torment: Lawyers |
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| Random Blegeeee (my new word) not really though |
[Nov. 23rd, 2005|01:47 pm] |
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Harry Potter was flipping sweet. It was definitely the best of the series movie wise so far. I want to see it again. and I will, it's just a question of when.
So we celbrated Thanksgiving already it was ok. Everybody is doing stuff on thanksgiving, but not me I'll be doing.....Homework. OH YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! VERY NICE!
Not really at all. I work on Black Friday from 4am to 6pm. NUFF Said.
Hmm I have a bitter taste in the back of my mouth. It is making me lugubrious. I got the Special Edition of War of the Worlds. It makes me warm inside. Not really but I like it.
Yeah so XBOX360 came out yesterday. It was chaotic. We had people calling at 6 pm trying to get them. I laughed. We only got 20 and we had 13 people camped out monday night. I wish I had no life like that. Stress would than be trying to find a bathroom while waiting for xbox 360 and what to eat.
I like my Gamecube. Resident Evil and Baiten Kaitos are cool . Ps3 for me. whenever it comes out. and the new zelda in april. FANTASTIC. Narnia comes out soon. I have reread the books. and watched the english little kids running around hilariously. |
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| Random Blathering |
[Oct. 21st, 2005|12:13 pm] |
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So intrigue is now mine, Missy broke up with steve again, but apparently for the first time after a break up there is trash-talking going on. Ehh not like it really matters I got my own female problems to worry about
Anyway Yeah so Brainiac and Aquaman were on Smallville last night. Freaking sweet. Aquaman was like this wanna be gangster/surfer white guy. He was ok. But Lois sure did look good in a swimsuit. Yeah but where the freak is Zod, oh there shall be hell to pay. It was advertised he would on like 3 weeks ago. They Taunt me with it. My precious.
So doom came out today. That used to be my favorite computer game. Plus Rock is the man.
Oh yeah So Im finally gonna be Hulk Hogan for Halloween. and some kid is gonna follow me around with his theme music on a boombox. FANTASTIC.
Going to some concerts soon Yellowcard and Saves the Day, should be good.
I skipped school today I'm all mucasy or however you spell it. No good for business.
I think I am gonna go watch Napoleon Dynamite! |
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| Smallville |
[Oct. 12th, 2005|03:47 pm] |
So smallville is getting really exciting but at the same time really really weird.
Apparently this season they are bringing in Aquaman and Brainiac. A really cool superhero and a really cool supervillain.
Now my major complaint is. They already have motherfing zod just kind of sitting there not doing anything. And It's not really fair or cool that General Zod isn't getting his screen time. I mean come on.
Oh yeah and I am 21 and it's fantastic |
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| Countdown |
[Oct. 5th, 2005|03:30 pm] |
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So Hulkamania has run wild once again and now it seems that he will wrestle Stone Cold Steve Austin should be pretty sweet
So does anyone have any suggestions on what I should do for my birthday, other than the completely obvious go to a bar and get wasted. I really want to go bungeejumping or perhaps go to a haunted house or something.
I guess I could hit up lazer tag havn't been there in ages. or the works. There are so many frickin movies I want to see. I was caught up for a little while but since school started I have fell drastically behind. Hmm
Has anyone noticed how much the rivers have gone down in the last year. Random Thought I know. But I remember there was a big scare last year everyone thought the schukyll was going to overflow. Nature is a weird thing. Weird but cool.
Oh yeah so apparently someone has been telling people that King Kong is coming out on DVD the same day as it comes out in theaters. Not really sure if I believe that or not, but it would definitely be kind of odd. But hells yeah Harry Potter next month, I just reread it to get myself psyched.
For how crappy of a school RACC is, they sure have a nice Library. Now they need to spend more money on getting hot women here! Although I must say selection has increased dramatically this year.
Thats all I got |
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| (no subject) |
[Oct. 3rd, 2005|11:38 am] |
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| | tuka a tuka tuka | ] |
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| | Yellowcard- ONE | ] |
One week exactly to my 21st birthday, and what I am being told is that school is closed on monday for some form of Columbus. Sweet Irony celebrating somebody who didn't even find our country and when he came to america became a tyrant. But hey it's reason enough to get me out of school so Aces to you Chris Columbus.
Hulk Hogan comes back tonight. He was resting on hiatus. Fantastic. at school right now had some classes canceled prolly gonna leave dont feel like being here for last class.
Has anyone seen Serenity. I very much want to see it. It looks awesome. Awesome is good.
Ahh work tonight. They sure schedule me alot. I don't like it. It makes me Lugubrious. But what are you gonna do I just put 500 dollars into my car just so it would pass inspection. Cars suck but they are good...sometimes.
Haha Clark Kent meets Zod for the first time on Smallville on Thursday. "Be there or don't be there, but you'll miss awesomeness. Ness. YEAH. ok I'm rambling. Where's Tom when you need him. TOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! I'm cool, I'm hip, I'm with it, a tuka tuka tuka, tuka, hey macarena
Hiyo. I cannot wait for the PS3 gonna trade in my two systems. Get a Ps3. Delicious. So I guess I am out of things to say. Oh yeah started talking to missy again kind of random, but ehh she is hot, hot indeed! |
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| Motherf'ing Zod |
[Sep. 30th, 2005|04:03 pm] |
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| | The Dishwasher rotating dishes | ] |
What could Smallville writers and producers do to make the smallville season premiere one of the coolest things ever. They could bring in Zod, that's right Zod ladies and gentleman was on the season premiere of smallville as was the first appearance of the fortress of solitude. Just got Smallville Season four. I turn 21 in 10 days. Let the descent into oblivion begin |
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 21st, 2005|11:41 pm] |
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| | I am a real American-Unknown | ] |
I thought it only appropriate that I update today. Just finished watching WWE Summerslam, Hulk Hogan has just defeated Shawn Michaels aka the Heartbreak Kid. Hogan was a bloodied mess. Michaels performed 2 special moves on Hogan, and yet Hogan perserveered or however you spell it. Aces, Freaking Aces. Went to some parties this weekend and I am headed down south for a couple weeks coming up soon. |
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| Thats right baby another update |
[Feb. 10th, 2005|12:21 am] |
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| | All-American Rejects | ] |
I am back again, I am kind of bored but not really I just dont feel like getting offline.
Ahh good times this weekend. Friday it is off to Laser Tag with my "Tagger" Tom. This makes me joyful and exuberant! And then we shall saunter our way over to the works for some excellent video gaming experience, and possibly an enticing meal. Ahh yes I dont work the entire weekend. Freakin Sweet!
Saturday I am off to Philly for a 76ers game, sounds like freakin aces to me brother!
Must remember to set some time aside for the schoolage. I am starting to fall behind slightly in Math.
Constantine comes out soon. I am looking forward to it. It should be good, and we know we can count on some excellent acting...I mean come on Keanu is in it!
What's that Brother, Hulkamania is coming back for Wrestlemania 21 oh its true, its true. Supposedly fighting the Nature boy Ric Flair, wrestling has definitely lust some luster since Rock and the Hulkster left.
Ahh there is a girl in the picture, she asked me out. She is Hot! Things are boding well. And she used to work at Hooters till it closed Sunday. Yes Life is good. Is life good for you? I hope so. |
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| (no subject) |
[Feb. 2nd, 2005|02:07 pm] |
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| | Mr Brightside-The Killers | ] |
I'm at school and somewhat bored. I havnt updated my journal in a while because one of my professors requires we keep a journal, but it's got to be on certain topics such as active listening, or open lines of communication. Ehh it's an interesting course, so I dont complain.
Ahh on to video games. Resident Evil 4 has renewed my love of video games. For a while I was just playing them for the hell of it, because I thought it would be a waste if I didn't play the games I had paid for. Now I am playing
Resident Evil 4
Zelda:The Windwaker
NFL Street 2
on a regular basis, and all is well.
I've been watching alot of movies lately, theater and home wise. Moreso at home. Assault on Precinct 13 was a fun movie no thinking involved. And Finding Neverland was great, peter pan has always been one of my favorite stories (I do believe in fairies!)
Ahh I bombed my first math test of the semester. Math blows...alot. All other classes are going well. Tri-mesters are cool apparently I have off from March 17th to the 27th because the transition of semesters
Circuit City is ok I am their top salesman. Apparently I broke a crapload of store records. If only it was commission I would be so rich. But they dont pay too shabby.
Aha I finally changed churches. I now attend church in wernersville. Away from my demonic ex-pastor. Ahh but I miss his daughter. MMM Pershelly so hot!
Gotta find someone to go laser tagging with. I havnt gone since Missy's Birthday party last year. UGGhhh must go soon.
Ok thats enough for now talk to you all l8r |
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| Mountain |
[Dec. 14th, 2004|12:30 pm] |
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| | Seasons Greetings | ] |
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| | BLVD. of Dreams-Green Day | ] |
I have seen the top of the mountain...and it is good. I, Jonah have just viewed one of the most hilarious puppet shows ever. The site is www.potterpuppetpals.com ridiculously funny. Every single one of you should check it out. Otherwise Not too much is up.
Christmas is coming up and that is awesome. Christmas is definitely my favorite time of year. I love the lights and the meaning just everything, except for pissy people who think everyone is out to get them and Christmas is just a tool for retailers to make money.Anyhow, I believe I am getting a gamecube. That would be very cool Resident Evil 4 and the New Zelda look amazing. Yeah I'm excited.
Ended first semester of College with B's and C's kind of disappointed in myself. Definitely gotta pick it up next semester.Thats all I gots |
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[Nov. 22nd, 2004|12:49 pm] |
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| | I'm posting again | ] |
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| | Somebody Told Me-THE Killers | ] |
So I saw recently that it has been 23 weeks since my last update. And dang skippy if that is not a long time. So um I work at Circuit City now and that is going well. I sold the most stuff in the store on Saturday 10,000 dollars worth. As my manager said "that is alot of stuff!" Oh man and we got these hardcore sunglasses that have somehow combined ipod technology into a sleek stylish looking pair of sunglasses with microphones. I dunno I think they're cool.
Ahha I have started playing video games much more as of late(I think college does that to you) as of the last month I have beaten SSX 3, Spiderman 2, and the Mark of Kri. I am excited about video games again! This is excellent. I went into EB Games the other day and saw at least 10 games I wanted, must keep playing, must keep buying, must keep typing.
Only 2 more days of school till Thanksgiving Break, thank goodness I am starting to wear out.And than the dreaded Black Friday. AGGHGHGHGHGHGH! Much luck to my buddies at Carmike, may you have a much less chaotic time than last year. And Tom there may be a possible outing to wings tomarrow, not positive, but probable.
So school is going wellI have a B average or above in all classes. Not too dang shabby. So well now I am somewhat out of things to write about but I shall attempt to be better at posting. |
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| Go Go Combat Chuck |
[Jun. 14th, 2004|12:58 am] |
ahh another livejournal update and I know how impressed you all are. So what has gone on the past couple of days well I shall impart to you what has happened.
THURSDAY!
Thursday morning I worked it was somewhat slow but not to unkosher. I exited work sometime after 5. I quickly teleported home to change. And then returned to the theater to enjoy a Round 2 of Harry Potter. I went with my friend Sarah, but since her mother believes it is my intent to rape her daughter she sent chaperones, therefore it kind of turned into an odd double date. Harry Potter was enjoyed thoroughly and since I do not get to hang out with sarah often I asked if she was in the mood for a visit to the local diner "MICHAEL'S" she proceeded to her car out front with the escort of her valiant chaperones and I went my vehicle on the side. As I neared my mode of transportation. I heard "get him" and three ruffians with panty hose on their head proceeded to attack me. I was pelted in the most vile way with water balloons. I thought I had escaped unharmed and dry, they returned with a second round of fire and soaked my car and myself. I then went with sarah to michaels escorted by her chaperones. I enjoyed a fine plate of cheese friens as well as a chocolate shake. I being the suave casanova that I am paid the bill and was rewarded with flattery and a hug. After a fine meal they left and I once again returned to the theater, I then watched the Chronicles of Riddick which was thoroughly enjoyed and for those of you who cant understand why I would like such a movie, you wouldn't because it is an animal thing...baby!
FRIDAY!
I slept I worked, I went to kyles and there was a 41 year old guy there who said he was a pimp and that he had no job and just got an 18 year old pregnant...He was the neighbor's friend. He was also smoking weed I left quickly.
SATURDAY!
My friend kyle had a show up in reading it was enjoyable and much ringing of ears occured (the sign of a good concert) Taco Bell was consumed and I went to my friend Skinner's house and kind of just hung out.
SUNDAY!
I don't like sundays so I shall not really say what happened. Sorry I got lazier towards the end of my update but I am tired and must retire to my bed. Mad Props to all my homies out there in lj land |
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| SOOOO what has happened lately |
[Jun. 7th, 2004|10:05 pm] |
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| | Beautiful Day-eels | ] |
Well so I will now update for all of you people but make no promises to how often I shall post because I suck at it
So as most you know my parents went away and I had a party it was fun but now I am feeling reprecussions very badly my best friend got really sloshed and was hitting on my friend matt's girlfriend who is kind of my friend but ehh. And so he got really drunk and they went into my little brother's room and had a bit too much fun and now matt is real pissed at kyle but apparently matt and the girl were taking a "break" and now my friend's girlfriend really likes my best friend but is still dating my friend even though he knows about the whole thing and she came over last night to sing karoke and talk about her problems and I did care but not really what she had to say because she was just using me to get knowledge anyway and now she wont stop calling.Also my best friend told off some girl and now my friend john is pissed at him, but honestly I think he said things that needed to be said. So after confusing here's what else is up.
Otakon is COMING! and yes good people are coming it shall be good hopefully we can get 5 people that would be excellente. So I am excited otakon is always good or at least the 2 I have been to were.
Ahh Smallville Season was purchased and it was Stellar.Lana is so hot and clark is so hardcore. Of course I would watch Season 1 first. If anyone would like to view I would be happy to loan. Speaking of which I must bring Casadu Bubble Boy and Undercover Brother.
Hmm Hulk Hogan needs to come back to wrestling him and the macho man. Freakin Bonesaw your not ready for crap. Hulk Hogan would destroy him. Although Macho man is cool.
Umm what else ahh yes barbeques are delicious if you can always grill food on a grill it just seems so much better I dunno. Ok of to watch Road Trip and play Video Gamage |
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| The Adventures of Big Tuna in Tool Land |
[Apr. 12th, 2004|03:18 pm] |
So today on one of my wacky adventures in tool land I met some zany customers...these are my stories
Inspired by true stories
One Crazy Eye Guy- There was a gentleman who came into the hardware store who had the most noticeable lazy EYE I have ever seen and he slobbered when he spoke. I'm not sure but I'm pretty sure I heard him say the word "jabberwocky". I thought if I got to close to him his eye would pop out and start snapping at me. It was like he tilted just so he could look at me with that one eye.
Wallace from Wallace and Gromit- There was a guy that walked in today that looked exactly like Wallace from the claymation series Wallace and Gromit I wanted to grab his face and start shapeshifting like I was using photoshop or something. He EVEN HAD AND ENGLISH ACCENT! but the best were his teeth they even looked like clay it was insane!
Pubic Hair Man- Another guy came in with a pipe from his toilet and showed it to me to see if we had any pipe like that because it was clogged. I did a double take and it was clogged with pubic hairs. He's like unless you want unclog it for me? I was like ahhhh NO! and he's like come on my hand is too big and I showed him mine was bigger than his, but he said he had arthritis I was like I'll just find you a new pipe.
Pastor- AHH yes last but not least my pastor came in today. Every look I got was scornful, for you see I did not attend church on easter sunday I was feeling poorly and I did not go. I'm pretty sure at one point he was drooling and growling at me. I wanted to clock him with piece of rebar but that wasnt the christian thing to do.
and for why I dont update as much I just try to update when something interesting has happened I found these moderately entertaining |
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[Mar. 15th, 2004|11:19 am] |
I am beginning to lose my faith in humanity. This weekend I learned that most people are NOT good. I had my cell phone stolen by some punk teenager. Now that would be no big deal, I mean yeah it's 50 bucks but it's only money. He goes and begins calling all the people on my phone. He called my mom pretending to be me saying he was drunk and smashed and she needed to come get me. He called my friend sandy saying he was horny so they should meet up. He cursed out my little sister. Who does things like that. I mean I know there are some cruel people out there but who gets there jollies from fucking with someone else's life. He called both of my jobs trying to get my schedule. Why? I'm just so bitter at the world. I've been flipped off twice this weekend because I was going too slow driving. Which is 5 miles over the speed limit instead of 6. My boss at elverson wont talk to me any more cause I told him him off about trying to get people to work while his son gets paid to sit in the back and play video games.
I'm so sick of everyone taking out there problems on others. I hate being upset. I'm always cheery. And I kind of liked being gullible. But now I see how twisted this world is and the drape that blinded me for so long is gone. |
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| HOLLA BACK YOUNGIN! |
[Mar. 12th, 2004|11:17 am] |
So today at the hardware store we had a guy come in and his name was Heung Yu. I think names like that are so cool. I felt so bad for him because he had so much trouble putting together sentences. But from what I gathered the wind had blown a glass beer bottle into his window and the window had shattered it took him 20 minutes to say that. He was the man.
If anyone wants to go to the works with Dan Snyder and myself please be at the theater at 6:15. Video Games. Woohoo! So what else is going on. Ahaha I kind of have a date monday. my friend joanna and I are going to dinner and a movie and she wants us to dress up like it's a fancy date. so kind of not really but I guess we'll see. Ahh yes and thank you all for commenting on my fagginess. I didn't think my sexual preferences would ever bring about so many comments. So thank you all even if I am considered a cigarette, who likes wings, and is phaedra's fav.
So for now I am done. I will have more later this weekend. Party on people! |
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| Yeah boyee |
[Mar. 7th, 2004|09:57 pm] |
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| | I fought the Law-green day | ] |
HOLY FREAKIN SPIT! IT'S HULKAMANIA AND HE IS RUNNING WILD! Jonah has time and he is updating his lj is he the man or what? So what has been going down with me. MMMM I went to the Works and Laser tag on friday with Sachs and it was tremendous absolutely tremendous. The works wasnt as big as I thought the arcade would be but it was still pretty frickin cool. And of course I got 1st place in laser tag. It's like a suprise if I place lower than that. Not that I'm tooting my own horn. But hey when ya got it flaunt it right?
Hmm what else? Ahh yes my pastor is satan. It's amazing though his only good quality is that his daughter is so hot!I would give it to her 8 ways to sunday and thats crazy cause there's only 6.anyway he would not leave me alone this morning at church. He was like interrogating me on things went down at the theater. And finally I in as gentle a way as possible I told him I dont care and that he should screw himself in the butt. He is a lost misguided little balding wench. All in all I guess it could have been worse so ehh.
Let's see what else ahh today was good I went to friendly's. I havn't been there forever. Me and kyle played the most amazing game of basketball in the world Double overtimeI won by 5 it was excellent. Video games are superb. To all you special carmike wenches to Shady Maple we go in 3 weeks. I shall enjoy the magical pancakes. Hmm so I shall try to update this at least twice more this week. a small but nice goal for me to try and succeed. the more comments I recieve the more apt I shall be to post. So to those of you who care. More is good! Freaking Aces! |
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| BANANA |
[Feb. 9th, 2004|11:22 am] |
So hopefully this will conclude my list of characters but we'll see how much time I have ahh yes and gleen has been changed
DORIAN- Ashton Kutcher (Oh my god dorian you got a tattoo. Really what does it say. Sweet. I know it's sweet, but what does it say. Sweet!. Dammit I'll kill you with my numchucks what does it say...)
BILLY- Batman year one (Girls love the suit and the snowboard... I mean....err the car)
JUSTIN T.-Stifler (If I was gay you guys would want me!)
TRACEA- The Oracle( I know all and see all...bitch!)
GLENN- Sloth from the Goonies (HEY YOU GUYSSSSSSSSS!)
STEFF- Tomb Raider (I'm so hot and JOe raids my tomb every night)
TOM- Ben Grimm(Fantastic Four) (Dammit I keep dying in Chaos Legion. Maybe you should take a break? Shut up Mr Stretch or else I'm gonna have Johnny over there throw a fireball up your ass)
MIKE- Macho Man Randy Savage (SNAP INTO A POCKY! I mean Slim Jim. Bonesaw is READY FOR THE CONVENTION!)
JEN- CarrotTop(I'm funny right... right?. dial 10 10 220 it gets you guys. |
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